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all i do is shiperworm
I said shipperworm the first time too.
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You cool, man?
I'm so tired.
- Me: I'm going to bed.
- Me: ...
- Me: ...
- Me: Let's check Tumblr real quick.
Yeah… no.
The zoo snake was a non-venomous boa constrictor. Not to mention, Voldemort became unusually attached to Nagini while in Albania, long before Harry released the snake from the zoo. Logic’d.
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…WHY HAVE I NEVER KNOWN THIS?! RED SOLO CUP, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND. WHY HAVE YOU NEVER SHARED THIS WITH ME?!Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students.
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!
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